The rest of my day was not quite so sunny. This morning marching to the station I was suddenly enveloped by a HUGE spiders web. The web was so big and strong it did not break at first just crackled and then stuck to my face. My first thought was FUCK if that is how big the web is, how big is the bloody spider? Then I thought shit what if it is in my hair?
I was in public so I collected myself looked down and there it clung to my scarf, dazed and confused. I prised it off and finally coaxed it back to a shrub.
I get home tonight and Emin says to me " Did you see the size of that spiders web this morning? It was HUGE I stepped onto the road to get passed it,!"
Gee thanks Emin, thanks for taking that bullet for me....not.