So no internet

I have been left with two computers neither can access the Internet so until next Monday I am off line, I am keeping busy despite more than one person wondering what I do with all my time. The list of clearing, sorting and organising is endless, but with the help of some Ikea storage I am wading through it along with cleaning, walking the dog and going to the gym, you know all the boring mundane crap that keeps us ticking over.
Talking of exercise ladies I urge you to do your pelvic floor exercises as my aunt has just undergone surgery to correct a bladder problem which could have been avoided with the said exercises. Surgery has failed and so she is back to square one when all she had to do was suck it up a little!
My second story concerns Mother who has belittled my efforts at the gym with a sly sneer having always trumpeted her own exercise regime, as if she has one. Well boy did her chickens come home to roost because she is crippled with back problems because clearly she was not exercising or toning her abdominal and the Doctor could not believe how weak her hamstrings and glutes were. You see Mother, it is all well and good to walk everywhere but toned quads will not hold you up without at least some nominal hamstring muscle, so now she is having to do physiotherapy to develop some kind of support and who is laughing now? Ha