I was woken far too early with this ditty ringing in my ears..
I'm telling
I'm telling
Because you licked my lolly
and you didn't say sorry
and you went to the pond
and kissed James Bond
I'm telling
I'm telling
you went to Batman's wedding
you kissed him
you hugged him
you really really love him
The singer of this witty ditty then managed to conjure out of nowhere no less than three tantrums
Q1. I want to wear Rollerblades to the park
A No they are not yours, they are too big, and it is too dangerous
Q2. Help me get dressed
A No you are 6 years old and more than capable of getting dressed and undressed 20 times a day when the mood suits you
Q3. I want an ice cream from the shop after the park
A No you need to eat lunch and have an ice cream from the freezer at home its cheaper
The grand finale was that there would be no one to play with.. wrong again so I sat and drew whilst dog and child played.
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