Kitty " I want a fish"
Mum " no"
Kitty " why?"
Mum " I don't agree with keeping animals as pets its cruel and unnecessary"
Kitty " but you've had cats"
Mum " yes they were strays and they all ended up at your grans to be looked after"
Kitty " can I have a stray fish then?"
Mum " no, since when were there stray fish roaming around?"
Kitty " I HATE you"
Later that night after the fireworks
Leyla " why is it so cold"
Mum "the sun has gone down the moon is up there is nothing to keep us warm"
Leyla " I NEVER want to go into space"
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